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Johnny Carson Jokes About The Recent Toilet Paper Shortage - 12/19/1973 

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Johnny Carson jokes about the recent toilet paper shortage. There was actually not a toilet paper shortage, but after Johnny delivered this joke people ran out to the stores to stock up! Airdate - 12/19/1973 #johnnycarson #toiletpaper

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Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson پیش 8 ماه
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Carol Baras
Carol Baras پیش 16 روز
Keep up the good work They are all hysterical!
Lori J
Lori J پیش ماه
Tim Conway would be great to see again!
Lori J
Lori J پیش ماه
@SSArt98 Yes Don Rickles, a true comedian.
Lori J
Lori J پیش ماه
@nb2008nc I would be glad to never see his face again. Disgusting and still is.
Lori J
Lori J پیش ماه
Rodney Dangerfield, Henny Youngman, Joan Embery with her animals.
Randy Livingston
Randy Livingston پیش ماه
WE'RE IN ANOTHER ONE JOHN
Lori J
Lori J پیش ماه
I was in high school then. I don't recall a TP shortage before Corona.
Dave Martani
Dave Martani پیش ماه
Johnny lead the way in late night TV. After Rodney King was beaten nobody said anything. Johnny was away on vacation and Leno was hosting. Johnny came back a week after the beating and open fired on the LAPD and Darrel Gates. "It's so hot that the LAPD is pulling motorist over in the shade to beat them" ----Johnny Carson "Cardinal Mahoney went to police head quarters today with a bullhorn and yelled out "Come on out Darrel, we now you're in there" ----Johnny Carson
TK-422
TK-422 پیش 2 ماه
this video aged... well.
Rafael Aviles
Rafael Aviles پیش 2 ماه
It's funny this was uploaded the day the pandemic really started. Funny the way history works.
MyGod Jesus
MyGod Jesus پیش 3 ماه
History repeating itself... toilet paper shortage 20/20
beergood83
beergood83 پیش 3 ماه
Watched it 3x and I’m still looking for the funny. I get the “jokes” but where is the funny.
Raymond Lamirand
Raymond Lamirand پیش 4 ماه
Cant seem to find any Carson "How hot is it" Jokes
perry92964
perry92964 پیش 4 ماه
i cant believe people would dress like that back in the 70's
Tenacious
Tenacious پیش 5 ماه
I don’t get it!
Tenacious
Tenacious پیش 5 ماه
Like the idiots today!
Tim Q
Tim Q پیش 6 ماه
history repeats itself for those who fail to learn...
tejana971
tejana971 پیش 6 ماه
There will NEVER be another tv show host like Johnny Carson!
George Penton
George Penton پیش 6 ماه
(coronavirus joke) A guy goes into Walmart and asks the greeter, where's the nuts? The greeter answers, oh, that's easy, they're all over in the toilet paper section!
GN77340
GN77340 پیش 7 ماه
may be funny but he is still a wife beater
Randall Bryant
Randall Bryant پیش 7 ماه
Who knew this joke was gonna be true now?
Jim g
Jim g پیش 7 ماه
I was just a kid, but I remember well when Mom told Dad that she was headed to town to get some TP before they ran out... 7 mile drive one way..
Jeff Epstein
Jeff Epstein پیش 7 ماه
Best of the civilian guests. Potato chip lady, for example.
Amber Helms Arms
Amber Helms Arms پیش 7 ماه
We are reliving this.. news reports it= people panic buy... story of our life
Michelle Garman
Michelle Garman پیش 7 ماه
Why does it say "recent"? It was due to episodes like this that caused the panic back in the 1970's. Everyone watched late night TV, tonight shows, so they listened more to what was said on them than the news
R Galletta
R Galletta پیش 7 ماه
Cute
Chris Todd
Chris Todd پیش 7 ماه
Love that outfit
FlowtnWitWalden
FlowtnWitWalden پیش 8 ماه
shopping bags were all PAPER back then, good to wipe with in a pinch, no plastic bags yet right?
patricia lesueur
patricia lesueur پیش 8 ماه
He had some insight, didn't he?
Kurt Wagner
Kurt Wagner پیش 8 ماه
Wow! He was ahead of his time!
Ed Sanzo
Ed Sanzo پیش 8 ماه
Practice run.
Jeanine's World
Jeanine's World پیش 8 ماه
History repeating itself. LOL. Watch my video toilet paper love. iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/jtlzm9y8n4q0qmw.html
Rico & Pine
Rico & Pine پیش 8 ماه
Oh I get it! It's supposed to be ironic because we have none!!!! Lame 👎
David Strohl
David Strohl پیش 8 ماه
Ahead of his time.
Vern Smith
Vern Smith پیش 8 ماه
That’s funny
feliscatchaus
feliscatchaus پیش 8 ماه
I miss Johnny being on the Tele at night. Good memories there!
Mohammed Cohen
Mohammed Cohen پیش 8 ماه
...this was the joke that set off the first 'run'...or 'runs'
Fredarok
Fredarok پیش 8 ماه
This aged well.
Sultan
Sultan پیش 8 ماه
He was laughing then.
Patrick Brent
Patrick Brent پیش 8 ماه
General John Archer Lejeune / luh jern (CMC XIII ) would be proud Please √ IRitem for rapid fire Lejeune / luh jern video iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/abliZancy323nH0.html plus √ out 4 minutes with the General's daughter Laura Search IRitem under > > Laura Lejeune / luh jern iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/jaSgdMfK2avMnH0.html Semper Fidelis Leathernecks 🇺🇸 ! God Bless America
Buschlord
Buschlord پیش 8 ماه
Omg history repeats itself 😕
Pentu Plove
Pentu Plove پیش 8 ماه
Shopping bags in Federal USA at that time were made from paper, not plastic.
Nemo 4Life
Nemo 4Life پیش 8 ماه
0:11 creepy eye!!
Douglas McCrary
Douglas McCrary پیش 8 ماه
To bad all of late night TV is unwatchable. I miss Johnny and his since of humor.
judyxo
judyxo پیش 8 ماه
God I miss Johnny Carson. Bless his soul. 😢
thegrandfinale2
thegrandfinale2 پیش 8 ماه
IRitem recommendations: 1973: Nope 1974: Nope 1975: Nope 1976: Nope . . . 2020: Let's put this in everyone's recommended!!!!!
Brian Cordova
Brian Cordova پیش 8 ماه
I can remember a later episode where Johnny made a similar joke and then abruptly stopped and said "it's just a joke folks!!".
Lenard Regencia
Lenard Regencia پیش 8 ماه
History seems to repeat itself. 1973 Toilet Paper Panic 2020 Toilet Paper Panic History seems to repeat itself.
Hugo van Galen
Hugo van Galen پیش 8 ماه
History seems to repeat itself. :)
Mary
Mary پیش 8 ماه
I loved Johnny Carson before I ever saw his show. The man in the apartment below us watched and I could hear it from the register vent in my bedroom. I was supposed to be sleeping and every once in a while my mother would hear me laugh, I would tell her I was laughing at something that happened in school. “Go to sleep” is all she’d say. I couldn’t tell you what my favorite was because they were all great.
jdbaes
jdbaes پیش 8 ماه
Hi, Thanks so much for posting anything at all related to the “Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson”. Specifically, it would be great if you could put up any Carnac skit. They were my ( and countless others) favorite. All the best !!
LoPhatKao
LoPhatKao پیش 8 ماه
when this joke was delivered, the egg that would eventually become me was preparing its journey pretty sure i was conceived new years eve ;)
Hank Kingsley
Hank Kingsley پیش 8 ماه
Jesus Christ at the suit
Robert Hertz
Robert Hertz پیش 8 ماه
The good old day's. Paper shopping bags. Today plastic try that on your bunn. Drink more tea. Or save it up per week. In the flower BED like INDIA. So NATURAL.
Thomas Calamo
Thomas Calamo پیش 8 ماه
That’s relevant to today’s shortage
SF1906Survivor
SF1906Survivor پیش 8 ماه
I would like to see C.W. McCall when he introduced the song "Old Home Filler Up And A Keep On A' Trucking Cafe." I believe the year was 1974? 1975? Thank you!
AKJV1611 AND Received Text
Here is a hillarious Episode... Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters..... iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/p92nZqvNq2iol6M.html
D Z.
D Z. پیش 8 ماه
Eerie, history repeats itself with COVID-19 now
ndogg20
ndogg20 پیش 8 ماه
2019 : 10% of the wealthiest own 90% of everything. 2020 : 10% of the stupidest own 90% of of the toilet paper.
Sad Cena
Sad Cena پیش 8 ماه
How timely
Outcast Of Society
Outcast Of Society پیش 8 ماه
Brawndo, IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
MaTeOWaNnA CoMeDy ReMaStErZ
I love you for keeping this content coming. God bless you
Bry4Christ&2ndA
Bry4Christ&2ndA پیش 8 ماه
How ironic
The Original Alex Channel
He predicted the future.....
George Shelton
George Shelton پیش 8 ماه
I meant this is more of the innocent days of entertainment.
George Shelton
George Shelton پیش 8 ماه
Now this I like.
ernesto de avila
ernesto de avila پیش 8 ماه
2020 shortage
Kathy Verstegen
Kathy Verstegen پیش 8 ماه
Thanks for posting these at this time......LAUGH people, LAUGH
Ricky Warner
Ricky Warner پیش 8 ماه
Does anyone else remember when "I can't spare a square" was funny?
zowie
zowie پیش 7 ماه
Or can you spare a square!!!!? Yup!✌
Fred Ellis
Fred Ellis پیش 8 ماه
The toilet manufacturing companies sued Johnny for this joke. The public believed Johnny and the next day after the Broadcast, there was a mad rush in stores and Super Markets for toilet paper. The toilet companies had to spend overtime producing toilet paper to reach the demand.
LEX37
LEX37 پیش 8 ماه
Yeah...just use a bidet, like they do in the civilized parts of the world.
Gary Arlen
Gary Arlen پیش 8 ماه
Timely again!
Rob C.
Rob C. پیش 8 ماه
So true, what goes around comes around.
Colm Coss
Colm Coss پیش 8 ماه
I was 13 days old.
Hipster Black Metal
Hipster Black Metal پیش 8 ماه
Top Tier BOOMER humor
Lil Ol Me
Lil Ol Me پیش 8 ماه
History is repeating itself.... March 2020, toilet paper shortage.
Comic Blues with Jonygitar
Whacky wild stuff
Phuc Yu
Phuc Yu پیش 8 ماه
In the days where shopping bags were made out of paper
Variety Marketplace
Variety Marketplace پیش 8 ماه
I am inside the store of a local retailer and I am having a PRIVATE CONVERSATION with another party inside the store ... we both where discussing the VIRUS CRISIS. Before you know it the owner said to us ... "there will be NO TALK of the VIRUS inside my store!" EXCUSE ME?!! After the owner completed the transaction with a customer at the till ... I walked up to the owner and explained that if any business chooses to try and LIMIT FREE SPEECH at their location then this will be one location for which I WILL NOT RETURN!!! Sure, every business owner RESERVES THE RIGHT to REFUSE SERVICE ... but if you choose to limit a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT then you have another thing coming! We could had been talking about STINKY FEET and we could had been asked to leave ... but YOU BEST BE CAREFUL if you think you are going to tell people WHAT THEY CAN and CANNOT TALK ABOUT. IT'S BAD ENOUGH that some businesses try to limit OPEN CARRY ... now, YOU WANT TO GO AFTER FREE SPEECH? Ha! Concerning businesses that choose to keep such "policy" ... BOYCOTT! Sure, if it was HATE SPEECH or DISRESPECT towards other patrons or employees ... well, that's one thing but not a DISCUSSION on a TOPIC IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE right now!!! WHAT NEXT? Are we going to visit a restaurant and on their menu is a list of TOPICS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DISCUSS at the table with another list of TOPICS THAT ARE FORBIDDEN??? I DON'T THINK SO!!! GEE, that EXPERIENCE was about as BAD as some of these SOCIAL MEDIA services that try and LIMIT FREE SPEECH on their platforms ... again, I DON'T THINK SO! Here is my LETTER TO THE EDITOR after dealing with some of these social media sites ... www.minotdailynews.com/opinion/letters/2019/05/losing-free-speech/?fbclid=IwAR3lOVnV5kRsknkGygzLDZgBpoXx7iLkcZDuzQ4B-AgkhDqCx5oWKQLiDvQ
heyidiot
heyidiot پیش 8 ماه
Funny... Now, not only do we have a toilet paper shortage, we have a late night comedy shortage as well.
Harry Hagan
Harry Hagan پیش 8 ماه
It's hard to believe people wore that stuff, but they did, and so did I. Egads. Horrible. It was all about sex. And the Left winning and taking over the US Gov. while people were asleep.
darklordojeda
darklordojeda پیش 8 ماه
How is Jimmy Fallon the host of the tonight show or is that late nite? Either way the guy is a fucking hack and if hes on the tonight show thats an absolute disgrace. Johnny would not approve.
holdmybeer
holdmybeer پیش 8 ماه
that wasnt funny at all
holdmybeer
holdmybeer پیش 8 ماه
@Pan Sixty Six ok boomer
Pan Sixty Six
Pan Sixty Six پیش 8 ماه
@holdmybeer Google, what five pounds of fat looks like fatso, and imagine how much more you have, in your hog body! Gross fatso! Oink oink oink!
holdmybeer
holdmybeer پیش 8 ماه
@Pan Sixty Six you're an idiot
Pan Sixty Six
Pan Sixty Six پیش 8 ماه
@holdmybeer Actually, to comment how fat you are, and even your fat lazy fingers, combined with your mental midget mind, can't even, punctuate, or start a sentence, with a cap! Fatso Kid!
holdmybeer
holdmybeer پیش 8 ماه
@Pan Sixty Six then why you here?
Ron W
Ron W پیش 8 ماه
So far, as of today (3.23.2020) there are no shortages of anything in my town in East Tennessee and no hysterical morons rushing about buying up everything in sight including toilet paper. I went to a few stores (different stores have better prices on some things) on 3.20 for a few needed items and there weren't many shoppers and the shelves were all fully stocked. Hope it stays that way!
Ron W
Ron W پیش 7 ماه
@Ethan Perhaps I misused the word town- I do live in a city.
Ethan
Ethan پیش 8 ماه
Ron W your key word is Town.....try living in a city.
Mr. Variant
Mr. Variant پیش 8 ماه
0:37 lol forget the coffee I need the shopping bag lol can paper hold out more than plastic. Quite the double whammy lol
Bernard Tosh
Bernard Tosh پیش 8 ماه
Anyone in they 40 to 60s have some Antique Toilet paper
Jason Abdilla
Jason Abdilla پیش 8 ماه
I remember when shows didn’t have a comment section where every dimwit and numbskull could air the contents of their addled brains. Geewilikers was that a good time.
Michael Morrissey
Michael Morrissey پیش 8 ماه
A shortage of fashion sense too!!
Bobs Yruncle
Bobs Yruncle پیش 8 ماه
Writing on it - with the Devil's crayon!
David Watson
David Watson پیش 8 ماه
I was a high school senior in 73 Used to burn a joint n watch Johnny Carson. Loved to see Rodney Dangerfield showup.
RozitaVideo
RozitaVideo پیش 8 ماه
My mom was one of the people who stocked up on TP.
biggest D
biggest D پیش 8 ماه
Seems like predictive programming
Sekretář Furiosa
Sekretář Furiosa پیش 8 ماه
For a minute I sat wondering about why she wanted a shopping bag. LOLz. Paper....paper bag.
Wasa Bista
Wasa Bista پیش 8 ماه
Johnny Carson was true class. Old school. One of him is worth more than a hundred of the hacks they put on late night TV these days.
Who SoSerial
Who SoSerial پیش 8 ماه
There is only one God and his name is CHARMIN "Enjoy The Go" Mr.Whipple is the Messiah..!!! 'Please don't squeeze the Charmin!' Or in this case, *'Please don't hoard the Charmin!'*
zowie
zowie پیش 7 ماه
You beat me to it!!!!
Sala Samsung
Sala Samsung پیش 8 ماه
Back when The Tonight Show was good, not like today with Jimmy Failing
Bob Diaz
Bob Diaz پیش 8 ماه
Unlike today's late night "Comedy" shows, they were funny back then.
Elaine Helms
Elaine Helms پیش 8 ماه
The ones with the Late Burt Reynolds - whipped cream, cutting off each other's neckties and telling us what the word CaCa means in Africia. They were a Great match-up! 💕
Jimmy M
Jimmy M پیش 8 ماه
Johnny Carson has risen from the grave.
Jerry Jazzbo
Jerry Jazzbo پیش 8 ماه
Man, i miss seeing Johnny at 11:30pm. He owned the art of the monologue.
Richard Savoie
Richard Savoie پیش 8 ماه
Paper shopping bags! Before they were replaced by plastic bags to save the environment. Think carefully on all the weirdness.
Ryan Hartwell
Ryan Hartwell پیش 8 ماه
Even from beyond the grave Carson is laughing at our current stupidity.
Jerry Traveler
Jerry Traveler پیش 8 ماه
Johnny Carson always has a joke for the current times. I think they call the jokes timeless Classics.
OGSpaceCadet
OGSpaceCadet پیش 8 ماه
Imagine Johnny doing the show from quarantine. I'm thinking there's be lots of smoke, martinis and bleached blondes, lol.
MultiCappie
MultiCappie پیش 8 ماه
What strange things people are.
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